Monday, April 2, 2012

THE BARGAIN OF A LIFETIME: HIGH-SPEED RAIL IN CALIFORNIA




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THIS WEEK ONLY!

REDUCED 30% FROM DEALER LIST PRICE OF $100 BILLION!

INCLUDED ARE BONUS OPPORTUNITIES LIKE SHARED TRACKS AND ELECTRIFICATION AT YOUR FRONT-DOOR.

WHY WAIT?

BUY IT NOW AND BE THE FIRST IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD TO HAVE THE BEGINNINGS OF A HIGH-SPEED TRAIN.

BE THE ENVY ON YOUR BLOCK. IMPRESS YOUR FRIENDS WITH YOUR VISION OF THE FUTURE.

THIS TRAIN WILL PERFORM MIRACLES WHEN COMPLETE.

SATISFACTION GUARANTEED UPON COMPLETION.

YOU NAME IT; IT CAN DO IT.

THIS IS THE OPPORTUNITY OF YOUR POLITICAL CAREER.

CALL NOW AND TELL YOUR GOVERNOR TO CLOSE THIS DEAL FOR YOU.

OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY.

AND, MOST IMPORTANT.  THERE ARE NO UP-FRONT COSTS.

INTEREST RATES ARE LOW, LOW,LOW.

DO NOT DENY YOURSELF THIS LUXURY OF YOUR LIFE. 

YOU EARNED IT. YOU DESERVE IT.

CALL NOW. SAY "YES" TO SUCCESS.

SHIPPING AND HANDLING EXTRA.

ASK YOUR DOCTOR IF HIGH-SPEED RAIL IS RIGHT FOR YOU.

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